A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight
from London to Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was
brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he
would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped
by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
