Author Topic: JOKE  (Read 3858 times)


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« on: 21:30:42, 08/08/07 »
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight
from London to Melbourne, Australia.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was
brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he
would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped
by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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