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jazzaroo

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just jokes !
« on: 19:33:03, 09/01/11 »
after watching the CSI progs channel 5 wanted to start their own CSI series , unfortunately they chose Tamworth as the location, so we had CSI Tamworth, unfortunately it did not work out  as everyone had the same DNA and no teeth !!
 
do gooders on channel five decided that there was not enough  black and asian people on tv,
the channel responded by putting crimewatch on twice a week !! offensive? its only a joke ,where is your sense of humour
 
paddy goes the doctors complaing that when touched his stomach he felt pain the doc asked him if he had pain elsewhere to which paddy replied that everyplace he touche caused him pai ,after he had been examined a worried paddy asked the doctor if it was serious, the doctor replied,not really paddy ,you have a broken finger !!

jazzaroo

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Re: just jokes !
« Reply #1 on: 02:01:31, 12/01/11 »
sad to hear that gerry rafferty of baker street fame has passed away, apparently the funeral arrangements at the church were interesting, there were clowns to left, jokers to the right and he was stuck in the middle.........

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« Reply #2 on: 11:08:59, 17/02/11 »
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie tells the man he will grant him three wishes, but everything the man gets, his mother-in-law gets twice.

The man's first wish is for 10 million dollars. The Genie reminds the man that his mother-in-law will get 20 million dollars.

The man says, "that's ok."

The man's next wish is for a house by the sea.

Once again, the Genie reminds the man that his mother-in-law will get two houses by the sea; once again, the man says, "that's okay."

The man's last wish is to be beaten half to death!

Firefly

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Re: just jokes !
« Reply #3 on: 13:31:43, 13/05/11 »
oh just love the third one  :2funny:

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just jokes
« Reply #4 on: 13:14:44, 19/12/19 »
John and Nancy decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their six-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plans into operation. Theres a car being towed from the parking lot, he said. An ambulance just drove by. A few moments passed. Looks like the Smiths have company, he called out, Matt riding a new bike and the Sanders are having sex.

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. How do you know that? the startled father asked.

Their kid is standing out on the balcony too, his son replied.

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